–* J SHORE.
Pauly D: Sad thing is, like, he’ll be back with Sam tomorrow, right after this. Y’know?
Vinny: I know. How can he just do that to Sam?
Pauly D: I know. Right after they just made up. What do we do? Like, should we tell Sam?
Vinny: Wait, I have an idea. Why don’t we write an anonymous note?
Pauly D: Yeah! Oh my God, let’s do it. We’ll write it, so they won’t even think it’s us—we’ll write it politically correct. So bring a thesaurus.
Vinny: Right.
Pauly D: “Dear Sam, Ronnie hooked up with Deena in the hot tub…”
Vinny: In lieu of!
Pauly D: “In lieu of… resulting in… ending up in the bed with you… for the most part…”
Vinny: Right—
Pauly D: “The third party.”
Vinny: You know what I mean.
Pauly D: “You know what I mean.”
Vinny: Don’t tell her we wrote it.
Pauly D: Oh, I won’t tell her, bro. But she needs to know. It’s Girl Code.
